Thursday, September 12, 2013

My, What a Guy...

As I'm sure you're well aware, Gaston does a whole lot of things better than anyone else. You know, "No one's quick as Gaston, no one's slick as Gaston", and all that good stuff? LeFou, flattering fanboy that he is, gives us a pretty exhaustive laundry list of his hero's admirable qualities (guys- he's really good at projectile spitting).

Unfortunately (and this totally isn't LeFou's fault), the full extent of Gaston's exceptional abilities just can't fit into a mere minutes of jaunty song and dance, which has caused some of his less tune-worthy talents to fall to the wayside. It really is a shame that such a specimen's talents aren't being fully appreciated, so without further ado, I present the shining qualities that slipped LeFou's mind:


 No one values a good education like Gaston.  

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 No one respects personal boundaries like Gaston.

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 No one's self-esteem is at such a totally healthy level as Gaston's.

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No one else keeps his boots quite as tidy...


 ... or gives better group hugs to his fans!



No one gently strolls toward a romantic prospect like Gaston.

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No one knocks politely before entering like Gaston.


 No one effectively manages jealousy like Gaston.


However, LeFou certainly got one thing right...

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... the man can decorate.

Which of Gaston's winning qualities strikes your fancy? Add your own in the comments!

4 comments:

  1. Can't add anything. I'm too busy dying of amusement. XD Besides, anything I could add probably wouldn't be accompanied by an illustrative gif! Ahhh, this is brilliant and must be shared. XD

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  2. I feel like many of these qualities could be applied to some of the "lovely lads" from your university (and my former university... *sad face*)... :-) ESPECIALLY the self-esteem one!

    #FUNKYFRESH

    xoxo A ;-)

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  3. This made me laugh out loud!!

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    1. Haha- I'm so glad to hear it! Thanks for stopping by! :)

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